So true love it!

God asks a German Shepard what do you believe in?” The German Shepherd answers: “I believe in discipline, training, and loyalty to my owner.” “Great,” says God, “take a seat on my left side.” “Labrador, what do you believe in?” asks God. The Labrador answers: “I believe in fun, play, and loving my owner.” “Ah,” God said, “You can come sit at my right side.” Then he looks at the Dachshund: “And how about you?” The dachshund hops up on the throne, curls up in a little ball and says, “I believe you’re in my seat!”